Morbid Romantic

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My favorite pair of pants is a very sturdy and sophisticated billowing black. They’re part of my ‘teaching attire.’ So, what is a day in the life of this pair of pants like?

Well, my pants day begins around 6:30am when they are pulled from the hanger in my closet and slipped on. At this point, they are fresh and clean and smell of detergent and dryer sheet. The REAL day starts around 7:30am when I arrive at the high school. From that point on, my pants find that they become very dirty and covered in white chalk dust. My pants are very intelligent, you see, because they spend the day on me in history classes, soaking up the knowledge that I give my students. They also have a very strong spirit because they stay strong as I handle behavior issues. And just like me, they have to be serious, firm, and consistent. Our images blend together, after all. They also don’t mind that I tend to wipe my chalk covered hands on them and even now and then accidentally scrape an eraser or piece of raw chalk across them.

Around 3:30pm, my pants get to go home with me. There, we are able to relax together. We kick back and enjoy a few hours of relaxation.

So, what’s a day in the life of YOUR pants like? Submit it in video form to the Dockers contest for TV commercials. Tell Dockers what your pants would say if your pants could talk.

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